Mrskaren's Canning Recipes

Sweet Fig Pickles

mrskaren — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:31:02 +0000

Sweet Fig Pickles

Ingredients

(1 servings)

4 qt Firm, ripe figs (about 30)
5 c Sugar; divided
2 qt Water
2 Sticks cinnamon
1 tb Whole allspice
1 tb Whole cloves
3 c Vinegar

Instructions

Peel figs. (If unpeeled are preferred, pour boiling water over figs and let stand until cool; drain.) Add 3 cups sugar to water and cook until sugar dissolves. Add figs and cook slowly for 30 minutes. Add 2 cups sugar and vinegar. Tie spices in a cheesecloth bag; add to figs. Cook gently until figs are clear. Cover and let stand 12-24 hours in a cool place. Remove spice bag. Bring to simmer; pack hot into hot jars, leaving 1/4″ head space. Remove air bubbles. Adjust caps. Process pints and wuarts 15 minutes in boiling water bath.
Yield: about 8 pints

Ingrown Toenails

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:57:39 +0000

Ingrown Toenails
Ingredients 1/2 oz. Jagermeister
1/2 oz. Rumpelmintz
Instructions Pour each part into the shotglass. Stir three times for luck. Serve… It’s called an Ingrown Toenails, cause it’s guarranteed to cure ‘em or cause ‘em!!!
Origin Truthfully? Unknown… Yet the legend has it that a coiuple fraternity boys were the originators of
Servings 1
Glass Shot (Pony)
Strength Regular
Difficulty Child’s Play

Shirley Temple

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:57:16 +0000

Shirley Temple
Ingredients Fill glass with half Orange Juice, shot of lemonade, shot of lemon juice, shot of sprite, and add grenadine last.
Instructions Then make it pretty with a cherry in the glass and an orange slice on the side and drink away! you could always add vodka if you want to make it alcoholic, its very good that way too!
Servings 1
Glass Any
Strength Non-Alcoholic
Difficulty Child’s Play

chernobyl meltdown

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:56:54 +0000

chernobyl meltdown
Ingredients one part midori,one part vodka,full shot of white sambuca,lemon wedge,brown sugar, a lighter (zippo adds a bit of class) a tea saucer and a wine glass
Instructions place the the shot glass in the midle of the saucer, pour the midori and vodka in. midori first if you wish to layer it then place the the lemon wedge on top of the shot glass then spinkle brown sugar on top of it pour the shot of sambuca into the wine gl
Origin i guess the name came from the nuclear meltdown in chernobyl . the vodka and midori represents the g
Servings 1
Glass Shot (Pony)
Strength Strong
Difficulty Experts Only

Dirty Rollie Fingers

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:55:52 +0000

Dirty Rollie Fingers
Ingredients One Shot Vodka
One Shot Pickled Egg Brine (or other pickling liquid)
One Slice Jalapeno
Instructions Combine vodka and pickled egg brine in shot glass. Garnish with a slice of jalapeno.
Origin Invented at the Douglass House Saloon (aka The Dog) in Houghton Michigan as a dare but people actual
Servings 1
Glass Shot (Pony)
Strength Regular
Difficulty Easy

Severed Clit

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:55:28 +0000

Severed Clit
Ingredients Tear a cherry into 4ths and drop in into the glass.
Kahlua to the top of the cherry chunks.
Layer Midori half way up the glass.
Layer Malibu up to the top.
Garnish with a torn cherry on rim.
Instructions The unglier the cherry the better the drink. Hold the cherry between your front teeth and draw the shot across the cherry (then eat the cherry and chunks). This is a great fruity shot for the ladies (just go easy on the kahlua). I suggest these witho
Origin My buddy made up the name and designed the recipe to give an interesting visual and feel for the nam
Servings 1
Glass Shot (Pony)
Strength Mild
Difficulty Intermediate

Ball Sweat

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:55:07 +0000

Ball Sweat
Ingredients 1)green chatreuse 1 oz (30ml)
2)tequila white 1/2 oz (15ml)
3)over proof rum 1/2 oz (15ml)
4)pineapple juice (desired amount)
5)ice
Instructions shaken in boston shaker. strained and poured into cocktail glass. served with pineapple with umbrella and a straw. polaroid photo taken of consumer’s face to this vile and deadly concotion. WARNING: ONLY ADVISED FOR EXPERIENCED DRINKERS
Origin THE 3 MOST DEALY ALCOHOLS I KNOW OF IN ONE COCKTAIL. TASTES LIKE SHIT, THERFORE THE NAME ‘BALL S
Servings -1
Glass Cocktail
Strength Hangover-City
Difficulty Child’s Play

Prairie Fire

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:54:43 +0000

Prairie Fire
Ingredients Jose Cuervo Gold and Tabasco Sauce
Instructions 1 shot of tequila, add tabasco sauce ( to the level of heat you can stand)
Origin I have no idea. It was my initiation drink years ago as a rookie.
Servings 1
Glass Shot (Pony)
Strength Strong
Difficulty Child’s Pla

twidderpator

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:54:16 +0000

twidderpator
Ingredients Light Rum, Peach schnapps, Peach lemonade, Orange juice, Champagne, Watermelon puckers, ice,
Instructions Put 2 shots of light rum in a glass. Add a .5 shot of peach schnapps and fill the glass with ice half way. Fill with peach lemonade and orange juice (1:1). Finish with a splash of watermelon puckers and a splash of champagne.
Origin Made originially to be a special drink for a special relationship, this drink quickly became a favor
Servings 1
Glass Any
Strength Strong
Difficulty Easy

Dirty Cement Mixer

mrskaren — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:53:51 +0000

Dirty Cement Mixer

Ingredients 1/3 shot lemon juice

2/3 shot bailys irish creme

1/3 shot Jack Daniels

1/3 shot Tequilla

1/3 shot 151 rum

Instructions Take the 2/3 shot of Bailey’s mix in one shot glass with the 1/3 shot of lemon juice. In the other shot glass mix the 151 rum,jack daniels, and Tequila. Take the first shot(Bailys&Lemon) and hold in your mouth, than take the second shot, mix together and

Origin It all started at a little bar in Ypsilanti ,Mi called Theo’s. A group of friends of mine would sit

Servings 1

Glass Shot (Pony)

Strength Hangover-City

Difficulty Easy